After my hellish flight back from Corfu, I got a really nasty shitting virus in a hotel room 400 miles from home. Up all night I ended up paying for later trains and for a late checkout.

That was Monday night. I still have the shitting virus. My wife has it now too.

I'm never leavinv the safety of my flat again. I'm making a clean room to live in. You might say I'm overreacting but I've been a 7 - 6 on the Bristol stool chart for 4 straight days...