Realizing it's on me for not going to the supermarket myself...I ordered apples for Christmas apple pies through Instacart. Four 3-pound bags. I was charged (and since refunded) for four 3-pound bags. I received four apples. Literally just four apples. I can't stop laughing. That would be one very sad apple pie. #baking

I just attempted Mary Berry's Battenberg cake and if I had to present it to her I swear she would burst into tears...and not for good reasons. Holy cow it was bad. (also, I freaking hate marzipan.)

There are two people I work with who couldn't be lovelier to me. Always kind and thoughtful. Genuinely sweet to me. I've grown very fond of them. I'm currently listening to them have a conversation where they called Reverend Warnock a "scumbag politician" and a fake Reverend and are lamenting that the Georgia runoff is the "final nail in the U.S.A.'s coffin." They are both also mocking the 'anti-MAGAs' and I'm so truly blown away. How does this happen to people?

The cast of #Hadestown has a Holiday album (released in 2020) that, if you are like me and really having trouble getting into the spirit, really, truly will help you get there. André De Shields singing "Blue Christmas" will give your life purpose. #MusicalTheater #Musicals #ChristmasMusic

Joe Mantegna swearing up a storm on #CriminalMindsEvolution is worth the price of a Paramount Plus subscription. Rossi calling an unsub a fuckhead is gold.