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A bunch of my friends have gone to Tromsø in Norway to see the northern lights. It’s cloudy. Meanwhile here in England we have northern lights in the sky which is very rare. 😂
Also when meeting my gf’s sister and husband for the first time I put on a very thick brummie accent. Think Ozzy Osborne, Peaky Blinders. They thought my gf had made a terrible life decision going with me. I then broke out in my usual quite posh voice. 😂
Troll LOL. Parents are meeting my girlfriend for the first time today. My gf is Polish. I have told my parents to speak slowly and in simple sentences as my gf doesn’t speak good English. I’ve also told my gf my mum isn’t a native English speaker (Welsh) and my dad is getting senile, so can she also speak slow with simple sentence. They all speak perfect English and understand people just fine. 😂
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Ah! So it’s dis thing!
How to break #cars that drive in a bus-only lane! #Netherlands #satisfying
Nice to be back on mstdn.social after several hours of downtime.
I’m not an infosec expert or anything but I don’t think that’s right
I only went in for a sandwich…
The best #Linux tip I’ve ever gotten was when someone said that the flags in “tar -xzvf” stand for “xtract ze vucking files” because *to this day* that’s how I remember it.