CorduroyNegligee

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I'm not much of a girly girl. 
I'm more of a cheap drunk.
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More like mid and bothered.
I honor all competitors' coupons.
Ok, on the count of three, midlife crisis. Ready?
I’m more of a fair-weather house leaver.
How many chia seeds fit in the gap between my front teeth? Let's find out!
If we make it through all this (gestures widely), we might want to put some thought into designing systems that don’t reward malignant narcissism.
You won’t always be able run away from your problems. Teach your kids to swim
"Techno" is short for "Technically Not Music".
Lemme just suck back a third of this spliff and this pint of warm lemon water and I’ll be good to go.
Dressing as Slutty Sally O’Malley for Halloween.