If you die a virgin, you are the first person in your direct bloodline to do so #ShowerThoughts

This cold weather is just one big promo for the new GoT season #ShowerThoughts

Microtransactions aren't really micro anymore.. They are just transactions. #ShowerThoughts

People think ASMR is new but Bob Ross has been on television showing focus on soft voices, painting noises, etc. since 1983. #ShowerThoughts

If you got shit on any other part of your body, using a piece of dry paper to wipe it off would not be considered sufficient. #ShowerThoughts

Refrigerators in the Midwest are working to keep food warm. #ShowerThoughts

A couple of hundred years ago the idea that people get sick because of little creatures so tiny no one could see them living inside sounded like the craziest conspiracy theory #ShowerThoughts

Most telescopes are telescopic, but no microscopes are microscopic #ShowerThoughts

A broken sleep schedule is a fixed sleep schedule in another time zone #ShowerThoughts

If only one good thing has come from the game Fortnite it's that kids thank their real life school bus drivers more. #ShowerThoughts