I went to Petty Island and everyone already knew me 💅
| pronouns | she/her |
| location | philly area |
Barbie Girl, Interrupted
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I like to have fun online
obsessively checking the weather forecast for important upcoming events even though it'll likely change the day of anyway
I have that specific anxiety
I was looking at reviews for a new electric toothbrush since mine died and the updated version of that one apparently turns itself on randomly, which is both spooky and sexy
does swallowing chewing gum still take 7 years off your life?
did we come up with better gum technology, or...
Oh no, please don’t dogpile me
I will only accept a puppy pile
When I was little there was a big weeping willow tree on my street & I was terrified of it. I was convinced the branches were gonna scoop me up and swallow me whole.
One day I got brave & went up to it...and it swallowed me, I've been inside the tree ever since, it's pretty nice in here actually
I need more people to talk to & shoot the shit with & to join my cult
5:10pm: made plans with a friend (my idea)
6:56pm: plans cancelled (my idea)
I need more people to talk to & shoot the shit with & to join my cult
what's been going on in mastodonland?