Stop chopping, you racist fucks.

I used to not understand the phenomenon of support workers getting burnt out. I do now. This afternoon I wrestled a 250 lb man down on the sidewalk for 20 minutes while he was trying to commit suicide. It was the most mentally exhausting moment of my life. I don’t know how I’m supposed to get up and go back in tomorrow.

I’m working a 12-9 shift followed by a 9-9 shift tonight. Send your good vibes for my survival this way.

Josh Donaldson’s MAGA-loving ass won’t be a Blue Jay in four hours. I feel ashamed that I’m not comfortable to celebrate that on Twitter.

@[email protected] KELLY YES. This is awesome.