Stop chopping, you racist fucks.

I used to not understand the phenomenon of support workers getting burnt out. I do now. This afternoon I wrestled a 250 lb man down on the sidewalk for 20 minutes while he was trying to commit suicide. It was the most mentally exhausting moment of my life. I don’t know how I’m supposed to get up and go back in tomorrow.

I’m working a 12-9 shift followed by a 9-9 shift tonight. Send your good vibes for my survival this way.

Josh Donaldson’s MAGA-loving ass won’t be a Blue Jay in four hours. I feel ashamed that I’m not comfortable to celebrate that on Twitter.

Anyone want to teach me how to use bitcoin?

I’ve had James Brown’s “Living in America” blasting in my room on repeat since arriving at school. They are gonna kick my Canadian ass out of this country real quick.

HUGE matchup for the Canadian team at the Women's Baseball World Cup today. At 6 p.m. EST, the women will take on Japan in a game between the top two ranked teams in the world. Both are 2-0 in the tournament. Important to remember that Japan defeated Canada for 2016 world cup win.

Another big win for Canada on Thursday at the Women’s Baseball World Cup, defeating Cuba 10-7. An impressive comeback after falling behind 5-0 in the first. Nicole Luchanski and Katherine Psota each had three hits, while Amanda Asay pitched all seven innings.

I know y’all don’t care about CFL football but my hometown team just picked up a big win and honestly, I really needed it.