i was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until i realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol

Somewhere, a Holiday Inn lounge is deathly quiet, save the soft sobbing of the man in the corner, wearing an ill-fitting, threadbare smoking jacket and a toupee that sits slightly askew, running his fingers back and forth through the condensation ring left by his third Manhattan.

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #borzoi #borzois

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #borzoi #borzois

Loud thunderstorm early this morning freaked my dogs out. The two big bozos were tap dancing around and licking my nose, but the lil ol man was at the foot of the bed quietly shaking like a leaf. I brought him and his towel up next to me to calm him. He passed back out like a People.

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #borzoi #borzois

gimme the news

Eddie borrowed his cousin Junior’s IROC-Z so he could go see his buddy Kevin play drums for a 38 Special cover band downtown tonight at the Elks Lodge and he says you can come too if you kick in five bucks for gas.

I started thinking when I woke up and that's when the trouble started.

Holy shit, bro, what did you do?
#OldMemesNeverDie