Aoife 🦫🏴

@serverlessaoife
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I broke my server so I guess I'm here until I figure out how to fix it (I won't)

She/Her | Late 30s | Brooklyn | Autistic | Taken

I like synthesizers and I don't like cops.

*narration* It was the 19th of May, and the city had opened the public cooling centers for the year
who'se up chumbing thier wamba
still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
OpenAI launches ChatGPT for personal finance, will let you connect bank accounts | TechCrunch

Once users connect their accounts, they will see a dashboard of their portfolio performance, spending, subscriptions, and upcoming payments.

TechCrunch
I miss when americans could just laugh at the concept of being sued for disparaging comments. This is probably all Johnny Depp's fault.
repeat with me: the closet is not a privilege

Texas Children’s Hospital court-mandated to create pediatric torture center for trans kids

https://www.texastribune.org/2026/05/15/texas-children-transgender-transition-settlement-attorney-general

Texas Children’s Hospital must create country’s first “detransition clinic” under legal settlement with state

Attorney General Ken Paxton said on Friday that Texas Children’s must also pay $10 million to the state because it illegally provided transgender care to kids.

The Texas Tribune

I want reincarnation to be real so that I can come back to wreak havoc on a radio station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIhuYYZj4jE

Kitten wreaks havoc at Fairbanks radio station, circa 1975

YouTube
I don't for real think it's an op (Jack is not that smart), but if someone smarter than Jack were to try they couldn't have done a better job.
Bluesky is an op to get radlibs dunking on each other instead of dunking on the fash like they were on the twitter dotcom