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@serriadh@treehouse.systems
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Yet another code monkey. I program robots and yell at clouds. He/him.

I get the weirdest adverts, probably because I try to limit tracking. Some stuff seems fairly standard, like promises of bikini shots of ageing slebs or swamp coolers pretending to be aircon, but also apparently israeli missile manufacturers?

I appreciate that ad targeting is tricky, but the number of actual individual people in the market for battlefield weaponry sold by nations actively engaging in genocide has got to be quite small.

I had no idea what "loom" was, only that the logo looked like an anus, which means it is probably an AI product.

And looking at atlassian's software list, I see that this is a pretty reliable means of identifying slop generation software.

So I guess that's a strong brand identity, of sorts, but probably not the one they really wanted.

I had to mouseover every one of these icons to find out what the hell they were. I guess in some cases this is a sign that I'm lucky enough not to have to use them, but seriously: your brand identities are shit, folks.
I’ve been down on self driving cars before, but it turns out there is a use case.

It’s funny how every single amazon package we get is damaged in such a way that someone could have a quick peek inside, just on the offchance that there’s something valuable in there.

It’s a lot less funny the way there are still things I can’t get anywhere except amazon.

One tray down. Another tray’s worth stuffed in the fridge. The rest is gonna have to get stuck in a box and put outside to keep it cool overnight.

Can’t remember if the ice cream maker tub needs to be cooled for 24 or 48 hours before it works well, but I guess I’ll find it tomorrow evening.

I grumble a lot about work, but it has several nice features that other software jobs don’t have. Firstly I get to say I work in agriculture, so I can pretend I’m not a generic nerd. Secondly, sometimes people say things like “We have a load of soft fruit we can’t store or sell before it goes bad. Could you take some home?”

Here’s approximately a quarter of the spare strawberries today. I don’t think I have quite enough fridge, freezer or stomach space for it, but I’m gonna try my best.

I’m no marketer, but “boobrie” is not necessarily a brand I associate with rf connectors.
This remains my favourite bit of UI on my iPad. What triggers it? No idea! What does it do? Seemingly nothing! Amazing work all round.
#UIdesignIsMyPassion
Let’s pick a name for our company that sounds like a contraction of “crime satan”, and then arrange for a cookie optout screen that deliberately obfuscates whether we’re tracking you or not.