Marc Mims

@semifor
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Own and operate https://followerwonk.com. Perl hacker, author/maintainer of Twitter::API, cyclist. Papa to five amazing granddaughters.
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For increased happiness, get yourself an 8 year old granddaughter with a smart watch so she can randomly send you texts and voice memos.
Footprint alongside my foot for scale.
Spent the night in the van near Hog Lake, WA. Had a curious neighbor this morning.
When anyone tells me not to skip steps…

I don't normally like port. The port drinkers opened one of these and assumed it had gone bad. I tasted it. Delicious! Then they opened another. Tasted the same.

I've gotta shove some corks in these bottles. I'm going home with two bottles of delicious wine. Score!

She's at it again. I'm definitely going to hide one or two of these because she's made several dozen and I'm banking on her not having an accurate count. Wish me luck!
Jenny and I bugged out in the van last night. Spent the night in quiet solitude in the middle of nowhere.
You know what's *always* better? Not being a sex-trafficing, misogynistic POS. Every. Single. Time.
8yo granddaughter with an Apple Watch is as delightful as expected.
Granddaughter #3, 8yo, got an Apple Watch for Christmas. This is gonna be fun. 🤣