It’s #StinkyPippin for #Caturday !

Sorry I started flossing my teeth with a string from my shirt while you were telling me a boring story.

An Oreo has 11 ingredients (unhealthy) but an oreo sandwich only has 2 ingredients (bread and oreos, healthy).

Birthday advice: always buy two cakes, just in case you have a guest

#StarTrek #MicDrop

I modded my microwave to work without the door closed so I could warm up my hands

I'm pretty sure Mastodon is the first social network I've been on that didn't immediately ask me to betray all of the people in my address book.