2labz

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Weird; all those 6-3 SCOTUS decisions yesterday. Just think how different it would be if Mitch McConnell hadn't bitch-slapped two consecutive Democrat presidents.
I wanna go out and protest ICE, but I'm broke. Where do I sign up to get me some of that foreign cash money for protesters the administration keeps talking about?

I keep hearing people say that the majority of Americans voted for Donald Trump in 2024. Mr. Trump received 77,303,568 votes in the election.

Total US population (2024) = 340,110,988 -- DJT % = 22.7
Total US voting age (2024) = 268,687,681 -- DJT % = 28.8
Total votes cast (2024) = 155,201,157 -- DJT = 49.8%

Which of those numbers is the majority?

Blackstone ratio: "It is better that ten guilty men go free than one innocent man suffer."

Trump ratio: "It is better that ten thousand votes be prevented than one fraudulent vote be cast."

Mr Trump says that the most beautiful word in the language is "tariff." I beg to differ: it's "impeach."

Remember the word game: change one letter at a time to get from one word to another?

How many words does it take to get from "trump" to "truth"? Is is even possible?

trump-thump-chump-chimp-chirp...

If the MAGAns strip funding from CPB because NPR and PBS are "left-wing propaganda," why can corporations write off advertising on Fox News as a "business expense"?
I'm reding the 12th "Laundry Files" installment from Charles Stross. In the series, an eldritch horror (ancient, evil god) by the name of N'Yar-Lat Hotep has become the Prime Minister of England. And I'm pretty sure his little brother, Nar-Anja Hotep has done the same in the USA.
I had 1 hour, 7 minutes in the pool. I don't follow "truth" social, so how long was it until Trump took credit for the first American-born pope?
I can see the headlines now: Trump threatens to remove Catholic church's tax-exempt status unless they name him pope.