Ol' Minecraft DickHey fuck this post in particular
@scarman
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A mind not filled with thoughts but a random flickering static
Bofa Updogif you printed out this chart and laid it on the ground, then added a bar for "destroy 1 international container ship", at 1 centimeter per 10 tonnes of CO2 saved annually, the bar would stretch from New York City to Boston. But yeah, don't have a child you asshole!!!
ken™️my neck, my back, my pussy and *gimli voice* MY AXE
Nate Cull (.social)Doctor: I'm terribly sorry but the tests are back. Your child is artistic.
Parents: (sob)
Doctor: Now don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Your child will never have the mind of an executive, but with modern innovations like Etsy, Patreon and Kickstarter, they may be able to pay rent well into their mid-20s.
Parent: Did... did crayons do this
Doctor: Who can say? We're exposed to so many forms of art every day: music, poetry, language, geometry..
Parent: We're getting crayons BANNED
I have moved to jorts.horsethis detective novel I'm reading knows how to create atmosphere:
RootTroi's attraction to Riker might not make much sense given he's a day-old slice of unbuttered toast, but an empath is always hyperaware of other people's feelings, so being around someone who's an emotional goldfish is like the betazed equivalent of just wearing sweatpants
shaggy ringtones 
@squid when someone says 'what's bofa' you must now answer with 'a community of unfairly persecuted mastodon users'
This Wil Wheaton guy seems like a fucken write off hey
ted knszky
josh