*one of my grown-up children looks at the poster they just helped me to hang*
"Why do you even have this poster, dad?"
"Why, I bought it."
"π"
"I bought it to hang it here, obviously."
*grown-up looks at poster again*
"You deliberately bought this⦠thing to hang it _into your home_??"
"Yes?"
*awkward pause*
"You're a very strange person, dad."
"I really appreciate you saying that."
"π"








