satyrscent
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Hobby Patisser, Leather daddy in training, Pratchett fan. He/him. Ask me about working professionally with bodily fluids or writing transformation fiction, and tell me about the history of the scene please!
IT: “Your heavily secured VMs for automated testing of <software> are ready. You’ll have to raise a ticket with us for *any* file transfers.”
Me, who reported an exploit to the manufacturer of <software> a year ago that allows host file system access:
Me, who reported an exploit to the manufacturer of <software> a year ago that allows host file system access:
@ErgonWolf it’s a meal replacement shake like Ensure,or a less heavy metal laced Soylent.
My regular partner and I bought the same book. We had a lovely little meet up tonight - I made tea, put a fireplace video on the TV, had the books ready.
20 minutes later I look down at them and absolutely make them die laughing by going “Hang on… this isn’t Judith Butler. This is anal sex!”
@stopitwolfe half hesrtfelt romance, half colonoscopy, the first total immersion VR porn
Just mixed a bunch of XLube, using a (rinsed, with hot water and soap) squeezy bottle that formerly housed barbecue sauce.
I now have 125 ml of vaguely barbecue-scented lube.
Who need they BBQussy ate
