satyrscent
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Hobby Patisser, Leather daddy in training, Pratchett fan. He/him. Ask me about working professionally with bodily fluids or writing transformation fiction, and tell me about the history of the scene please!
IT: “Your heavily secured VMs for automated testing of <software> are ready. You’ll have to raise a ticket with us for *any* file transfers.”
Me, who reported an exploit to the manufacturer of <software> a year ago that allows host file system access:
Me, who reported an exploit to the manufacturer of <software> a year ago that allows host file system access:
My regular partner and I bought the same book. We had a lovely little meet up tonight - I made tea, put a fireplace video on the TV, had the books ready.
20 minutes later I look down at them and absolutely make them die laughing by going “Hang on… this isn’t Judith Butler. This is anal sex!”
Just mixed a bunch of XLube, using a (rinsed, with hot water and soap) squeezy bottle that formerly housed barbecue sauce.
I now have 125 ml of vaguely barbecue-scented lube.
Who need they BBQussy ate
Oh my God. Oh Jesus. Oh mother Mary.
Instead of coding variables into the logic engine like “Patient.Sex” this system has helpful syntax to query the request - you give it a position and number of bytes to retrieve from the database.
What otherwise would be Patient.Sex is [091001], to retrieve one byte from position 0910 of the request.
Why. Why. Are these requests sanitized? Why?!!?! It’s not just me and this is insane right????????
“How is testing the new laboratory information management system going, Satyr?”
