The way I set up Akkoma makes it a pleasant experience to manage the instance. I’m hesitant to delete this instance, so I think I’ll keep running it for a while longer.
4chan post; attached image shows a scared menhara surrounded by many blahajs.
The body of the post says the following:
Been working at an IKEA as a security guard for 6 months now. The store is decided into six zones. One guard for each. The zone where the soft you section is is the least popular. No one wants to be around annoying loud kids. I always volunteer. Not to bully kids but boymoders.
I spot them from far away. Nervous and awkward, always in a hoodie no matter how hot the day is. Trying to look invisible, hands inside the sleeves. They are always there to buy a blahaj. They don't just take one from the top. They try to go through all of them, they squeeze them, smell them. But they are so scared to draw attention to themselves that they walk away just to come back two minutes later to continue the search for "the one" blah.
When they come for the third time, I approach them from behind. Yell "HEY!! just pick a fuckinh shark, they're all the same"
Usually they give out a strange high pitched noise and start trembling. Some just run away.
I did feel bad one time when she started crying. I didn't know what to do so I said I'm sorry and told her to take all the time she needed to pick one. But she just kept crying and I didn't know what else to do, so I asked her if she wanted to see something cool. She nodded and I told her to follow me. A truckload of shorks had just been delivered. I opened the door to the loading dock and her jaw dropped. A 15-foot tall pile of fresh blahaj was in the corner. She looked at me and asked "can-can I?" I looked around to make sure no one was there and said "pfft go ahead". She ran and jumped in the pile. She was giggling and swimming among the shorks. I let her have fun for a while and then told her to pick a shark cause I'd get in trouble if I wasn't back in the store soon. She grabbed one, thanked me and hugged me.
She looked at my name tag that said Josh and said " I will name him Jawsh!"
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