From watching many crime documentaries I’ve learnt that Anchorage is where all the murderers go
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Stevo 
Please boost this to other mastodon.world users. We get several reports a day alleging a rule violation (e.g. no racism) but no actual post is included in the report. We do not have the resources to scroll through a user’s post history to try and locate the post that resulted in the report and so we close the report with no action. Please do report rule violations but ensure you link the offending post. Thanks. @ruud
Maura QuintCongrats to Elon Musk, he’s finally getting what he’s always wanted, everyone laughing because of him
Just heard my son having a telephone job interview where he said he’s was really good at getting up in the morning
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#liarpantsonfire
Did they play their old hits?
Had an order on my Etsy shop, got all excited. 4 suction pads
I’d take them off my shop but people actually buy them. They’re my best seller
Please buy my glass as well!
I’m thinking of this place as my backup atm but as I follow more people I’m liking it
Actually think a Mn thread of our new locations in here isn’t a bad idea. In case it all goes over the next few days
Maybe it’s a good thing we all get to cleanse our timelines by starting again on here
I’m baffled that even with someone’s actual mastodon name, I can’t find them
Just been to see Beautiful at the Everyman cheltenham. What a brilliant show, she had the most incredible voice