The algorithms are so powerful, I don’t know why the internet is so desperate for me to own a bodysuit but I assume I’m going to need it for battle very soon.
Maura Quint
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An angry conservative sent me a note promising to “ruin my life” like that’s some new endeavor and not a project I’ve been devoted to working on for years.
I love the holidays because it’s nice to be fillled with existential dread somewhere other than at work for a bit.
I like Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas because my favorite carols are ones that are a small tone change away from being withering insults.
As a busy career woman who reluctantly moved back to her small town, I’ve had like 3 Hallmark movie romances and let me tell you the post credits scenes are brutal.
The only nice thing about the amount of shit Elon Musk slurps is the thought that maybe eventually he’ll choke on it.
As long as we’re all running away from twitter and trying to find refuge elsewhere I will share my shameful secret, I started tik toking. If you’re also there and want to follow me https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVgfv8U/
What’s the fastest you’ve ever failed a day, I woke up and could read the alarm clock which meant I forgot to take my contacts out before bed so now they’re out and I’m going to try again tomorrow.
The only nice thing about the world right now is all those intrusive “I’m the worst” thoughts are instantly met by OK NOT THE ACTUAL WORST THERE ARE STILL NAZIS
Congrats to Elon Musk, he’s finally getting what he’s always wanted, everyone laughing because of him