Was excited to try out the Series 10 Apple Watch today (not mine), but very quickly ended up realizing it’s basically the same as the Series 4 I gave up on years ago — especially since nearly all of the watch faces are identical to before, so it looks just like mine did 😪 What a waste of six years of development

Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn things

"If something is free, that just means you're the product", I say, squinting mistrustfully at the Sun