I forgot to mention, if you are on there, I am on the Sky jobbie.

Photoshop artist: "Yeah, I know what butts look like."

Man, you sure got Greg's ass, um... 'Shartle the Tartle'.

I mostly like to read fashion and beauty writing for galaxy brain sentences like this:

All these guys are gonna talk about you behind your back. They LOVE clean sheets.

I think this is my favourite spam subject line in a while:

Hell yeah, beam me up, Patio Umbrella.

Lovin' that guy over the front wheel, just honkin' away on Bobo there.

Um, excuse me?

On my run today- for reasons I still don't understand- a guy passing me in the opposite direction just straight up booed me. Rode by and just said, "Booooooooooo..."