I forgot to mention, if you are on there, I am on the Sky jobbie.

Yeah, I'd love to help you move, but I've got my hands in this big bowl of popcorn and they just keep going back in there, so...

Every time I look up outfit ideas for hot weather, I’m blown away by how many suggestions have jeans, pants and long sleeves. Where do these people live?

We love mini-games, don't we folks? Big, expansive, well-thought out video game? Fine, but I damn well better get to play a little game in there that's the equivalent of those cheap plastic fishing games for kids or it's not an immersive experience for me.

Nothing like reading a recipe off a piece of paper to make you realize how absolutely soul sucking it is to try to read a recipe on your phone.

I am absolutely BEGGING local restaurants to hire a graphic designer.

Attention: I have once again, overdone it on the Spicy Chilli Crisp.

Always enjoy watching a documentary on cults because I can’t figure out how those weirdos get a bunch of people to like them, but somehow I- a slightly more affable weirdo- cannot.

Didn't even care about an idea I had until I found out it made someone annoyed, so now I love it.

If you google image search the phrase "Nature abhors a vacuum", a photo of our backyard will appear.