Mastodawn

Sam Machin

@sammachin@chaos.social

202 Followers

85 Following

505 Posts

Named a leader in the Gartner Magic Quadrant for calling out Bullshit | 99% Sarcasm 1% Genius.
Makes phones work in fields for fun.

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Naming things is hard

lol someone has marked the North Hyde Substation as “Temporarily Closed” on google maps

So... how many days before i get some scam texts from this number then….

WTF Is "Email-based age estimation”? Like if you have a Yahoo email address, you gotta be over 40!

Feels very odd seeing (20)34 as an expiry date on products.... #Old

I'm getting spammed, by a data-pimp that has the domain name MachinTel, This is annoying on so many levels

I'm not sure about these trailers for the Idiocracy 2 movie

And the award for dumb design goes to this LG TV, because who would want to use the sat/antenna sockets AND a wall mount.

@mattgrayyes have deployed a spam filter

I really wish @mattgrayyes would clean up his own spam.