Salmon ><*>

@salmonic
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I post fun philosophy things and memes X3
Salmon ><*>1h ago
Sweetie Bot 🤖
#mlp #mylittlepony #sweetiebot #robot #art
Salmon ><*>3h ago

Announcer: and the award for "18th century man who has never lied" goes toooo...
*Kant is happily bouncing in his seat*
Announcer: George Washington!
Kant: OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

#kant #immanuelkant #philosophy #philosophers

Salmon ><*>4h ago
Hoppy Easter everyone!!!
🐇 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇
Bunny Rabbits are awesome, here, have 9 of them!!!
#easter #bunny #rabbit
Salmon ><*>12h ago

Voltaire: Heyyya Monty!
Montesquieu: gah, you know I'm usually quick witted when it comes to nicknames, but I cant seem to figure one for you, I mean It's proper courtesy to return the favor but...
Rousseau: He doesn't deserve any name at all... You know, Voldemort style...
Diderot: aren't Voltaire and Montesquieu already nicknames?
Everyone: ....

#frenchenlightenment #voltaire #montesquieu #jeanjacquesrousseau #rousseau #diderot #denisdiderot #philosophy

Salmon ><*>17h ago
El Kra Kunst17h ago

Seit ewigen Zeiten grübeln Philosophen darüber, was war zuerst da:
Henne oder Ei?

Und genau an diesem Punkt kommt er ins Spiel:
Der Osterhase!

Ich wünsche Euch schöne und erholsame Feiertage.

#philosophy #humor #easter #ostern #feiertage #EasterEgg

Salmon ><*>17h ago

Robots dance inside Thomas Hobbes's head like sugar plums

#philosophy #philosophers #thomashobbes #hobbes #headcanon

Salmon ><*>17h ago
"On Solitude" in a nutshell
#philosophy #philosophers #micheldemontaigne #montaigne #hipster
Salmon ><*>19h ago
the REAL origin story about how Adam Smith became a conehead
#philosophy #philosophers #davidhume #adamsmith
Salmon ><*>20h ago

Max Stirner: Hey Leibniz, what's 900+400
Gottfried Leibniz: oh that's easy, 1300
Gottfried Leibniz: wait... AAAH!
Max Stirner: muahaha >:D get spooked!!!!

#philosophy #philosophers #unofficialquotes #maxstirner #gottfriedliebniz #liebniz #headcanon

Salmon ><*>20h ago

Voltaire's Starbucks order would probably be longer than any of his books or plays

#philosophy #philosophers #voltaire #headcanon