Every few local years, the Vogons return to Earth. And each time, Arthur Dent takes a few heroes to meet Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz.

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Every hero born after 1985 ish inevitably ends up calling Dr. Strange something like "Uncle Stephen" at least once.

Between his time on the Defenders, his general role in Earth's hero community, and self admitted "dad energy", Stephen doesn't really mind.

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Stormwatch was the UN backed super hero initiative. Then it got shut down.

The term evolved. One day, someone heard Nightwing say that "Oracle and Aleph are on Stormwatch, focus on what's in front of you!"

Now: monitor duty in the Watchtower? Running a hub for your local heroes? Situation oversight on a disaster? You're on Stormwatch.

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Aunt May, Ma Kent, Alfred, and Jarvis all trade recipes. Pa Kent has helped more than one hero with a vehicle maintain it— and he's kept up on modern vehicles. He leads his local right to repair group. That Wayne Foundation grant? Oh, he supposes his son mentioned it to Mr. Wayne during an interview. Wayne supports efforts in Gotham too, it's not out of character.

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Arthur, aka Orin, aka Master of the Seas, aka Aquaman... has been trying to set up his cousin Namor with a nice girl for years. Everyone on the Royal Council of Atlantis and Its protectorates encourages this, not just because hijinks but FLIRTING WITH REED'S WIFE ISN'T COOL, YOUR HIGHNESS.

Orin is kinda annoyed that Marine girl and Namor are getting flirty friendly. But, even if not via his efforts...

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Everytime he visits their neck of the multiverse, Darkwing allows Batman to say the line.
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It is a known fact that Spidey and Daredevil share a beer.

Less known is that occasionally a select few will join them.

Guy in a trench coat? That's Splinter's boy Raphael.

Old Japanese American dude who's still fit? That's Mac. He and Spidey met via Crusher Hogan.

The guy with the bandana and drum sticks? The Drummer. Right hand techie of Elijah Snow who runs Planetary.

Dave is a regular. He just... talked with them one night, now he gets looped in.

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Peter Parker is married to a woman named Sophia, aka Chat. She's a mutant, can talk to animals, and calls her friend Emma to tease her about "settling down to be a teacher". She has dropped the line, "a little birdie told me" with a straight face. Batman gave her the chuckle for that. She and Peter share a love of the Three Stooges and the Marx Brothers. Riddler once called her "Squirrel Girl Scary" and Taskmasters earnest, "Yup" shut the bar up.

(Marvel Adventures Spidey Rocks)

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Heroes everyone who isn't up their own ass likes:
Superman
The Tick
Spidey
Animal Man
The One and Only Plastic Diver Guy
The Mighty Atom/ Astro Boy
Green Arrow (avoid the chili)
The Flash (Wally West)
Michaelangelo
Bronx of the Manhattan Clan

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Since every vtuber is a magical girl/ boy in my head cannons, that means Sigrid will swing around Bird like a human club, mostly unintentionally taking out baddies as Sig chews her wife out for the latest craziness. The two cyborgs get the job done, but...

Their friends aren't sure if Bird does it on purpose, and betting is closed because even Detective Chimp has no idea. And when Bobo's stumped... #HeadCanon #VTuber #DC