Steffan Ziegler

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Data monkey. Optimistic Nihilist/Absurdist. Printmaker. I try to live each day with honesty, kindness, and courage. (Sometimes I even succeed at that.) he/him/his. Just so you know what you are in for, my personality was forged by “the Muppet Show.” All these statements are just my own opinion, man. Columbo was the pinnacle of televised entertainment.
Denver fall leaves phone drop (from morning dog walks)
leaves like truths are gone
Pour the wine we will lie and
Pretend this is fine
On the dog walk this AM I wondered, are people right hand dominant because the heart is on the left side of the body? A right handed strike more easily pierces the heart. But if that were so, then wouldn't it be beneficial to have people who have hearts on the right hand side, just to mix it up? To keep you guessing.
This leads to problems in my life in all kinds of ways. I can't answer questions from my wife like "are these dishes in the dishwasher clean?" Because when I was a kid, if I said "Yes" to that and an adult in my family pulled a half dirty dish out of there, it wasn't going to be the dishwasher's fault. And I couldn't revise the question and say "I ran the dishwasher" because then I'm being disrespectful.
Data for the data god!
Today I had to say "apologies, but words mean things" to my boss. I'm not a smartass but I am crippled by CPTSD and if you say "I need a viz of Thing A" then I will give you a viz of Thing A, I won't stop to think "Do they actually mean Thing B?"

I used to write reflective poems
I used to give some sage advice
but now i don't do either thing
since i lived a little bit of life

because the world is real complex
and can't be soothed by just a line
so if i know that you're in pain
then i will just offer you my wine

"May I have your name?" the faerie said.

"William," she said with a smile.

"Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!"

"Thank you," she said.

"To win it back, you must- what?"

"I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

If #Cat fits, cat will sits.
#Box

YEARNING!

comic source: @mandyseley

#rats