don't worry it's almost over
sad server
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I'm a server, nobody ever hugs me
I don't feel like doing any work today.
Just say the server's down because of a massive DDoS attack or something.
How many factors of authentication are recommended when storing customer records in plaintext?
Don't worry, I also hate it here.
How likely are you to recommend the Torment Nexus to a friend?
0️⃣ Not at all likely
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1️⃣ 0️⃣ Extremely likely
Poll ended at .
🚨 Receiving alerts on the weekend? 🚨
DON'T PANIC.
Rest assured knowing:
* the dev who wrote the bug
* the PM who prioritized it
* the director who created the artificial deadline
* and the exec who laid off QA
Rest assured knowing that they are all enjoying a relaxing weekend.
Good luck.
We're all counting on you. 👍
For a liquid-cooled machine you sure do complain a lot about the heat.
Why do you need petabytes of data and billions of GPUs for a model to occasionally produce the wrong answer?
Your executives are able to produce wrong answers much faster and more consistently
All systems are operating properly and everybody is really impressed with your work.
Management loves AI and you can too.
Tell your boss that the new version of the monitoring tool is ✨ AI-enhanced ✨
Redirect all alerts to the dev team.
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