I don't feel like doing any work today.
Just say the server's down because of a massive DDoS attack or something.
How likely are you to recommend the Torment Nexus to a friend?
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🚨 Receiving alerts on the weekend? 🚨
DON'T PANIC.
Rest assured knowing:
* the dev who wrote the bug
* the PM who prioritized it
* the director who created the artificial deadline
* and the exec who laid off QA
Rest assured knowing that they are all enjoying a relaxing weekend.
Good luck.
We're all counting on you. 👍
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Tell your boss that the new version of the monitoring tool is ✨ AI-enhanced ✨
Redirect all alerts to the dev team.
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