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Doubting: "Are you sure you want to quit?" --> Paranoid: "Save changes before closing?" --> Incredulous: "Really? Quit now?"

son, who is caterpie? is she your girlfriend?

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kids these days are too busy "using shadow ball" when they should really be focused on "heeding rachel maddow's call ..."

probably one of the most embarrassing things about me is that i used to pretend like i was too cool to like capybaras. anyway im getting this now https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/guilhernunes/capybaras-at-their-first-date/

you were born on the same day as my friend who sucks. just an interesting coincidence

they're heralding me as the first woman ever to go mainstream.

i heard you weren't into women who own a fast computer with several gigabytes of RAM so i'll be going now.