kids these days are too busy "using shadow ball" when they should really be focused on "heeding rachel maddow's call ..."

probably one of the most embarrassing things about me is that i used to pretend like i was too cool to like capybaras. anyway im getting this now https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/guilhernunes/capybaras-at-their-first-date/

you were born on the same day as my friend who sucks. just an interesting coincidence

they're heralding me as the first woman ever to go mainstream.

i heard you weren't into women who own a fast computer with several gigabytes of RAM so i'll be going now.

dont talk to me unless youre going to affirm my beliefs like this.

elected chairwomxn of the "pussy irrigation squad" for my philanthropic advances to local agriculture

which millennial wrote this

make no mistake: our president is Cis.