We have president who makes threats via tweet and the rescinds them based on imaginary talks and lies about all of it and the market responds to this instability by soaring.

Too bad the phrase March Madness is already taken.

maybe trump releases the rest of the epstein files to distract from the war in iran..

It’s over when he feels it in his bone spurs.

Marco Rubio on Tuesday: "Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics."

Meanwhile this was the scene in the Oval Office Thursday:

I’m experiencing the SOTU like I’m an undecided swing state voter.

I’m not watching it.

Wonder how the the Frankenstein Scotus feels about their monster today.

Whenever British people say "sport" instead of "sports," it sounds to me like Buster Bluth saying, "These are my awards, Mother. From Army."

You will be shocked to learn that U.S. Border Patrol lied about the "gang associations" of the two people it shot in Portland last month. https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/02/democratic-lawmakers-blast-homeland-securitys-gang-claims-about-2-wounded-in-border-patrol-shooting.html

If Jimmy John’s announced they were phasing out sandwiches and pivoting to time travel and investors kept throwing money at them until they were valued at a trillion dollars with nothing to show for it, that would be weird, right?

That’s Tesla.