Did you know I'm now the big guy at NATO?
Be nice to me.
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Mark Rutte
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I am officially no longer the Prime Minister.
Good luck to the new cabinet.
From now on, I will be focusing on #Fediverse and learning more about the culture here, along with His Majesty @koning
Thank you for your support and warm welcome, dear Fedizens.
I am very delighted to announce that I will be the new boss at #NATO .
However, I come with disappointing information for the Polish citizens: I will not give you nukes. You are too freaky to have them.
Sorry.
Thank you for your support, I will not forget about my Fediverse presence.
To clear any misunderstandings:
At the moment none of the programs support polyamorous households.
The program was created in mind with monogamous relationships. We are sorry for the disappointment and promise that on next Pride Month we will be more inclusive of our citizens' needs.
@CAETFOOD At this moment none of the programs support polyamorous households. We are working on an update to the program that should be available next year.
Apologies for the inconvenience, we strive to be better.
Happy #PrideMonth!
As a reminder: If you are a Dutch man who's 18 years old or more, you are eligible for your state-assigned twink from our Gay Europe program encouraging non-heterosexual households, and the unity between Eastern and Western Europe.
This year we are assigning twinks from Poland and Slovakia to any man who wishes to have a cute life partner.
Remember that the Gay Europe program is trans-inclusive.
If you are an adult woman looking for other women, or a person looking for non-binary partners, please refer to the Lesbian Europe and Non-binary Europe programs for your state-assigned girls and enbies.
