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@rungekutta
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surfs upOct 8, 2018
I see London I see France I am in the ocean
surfs upOct 6, 2018
@[email protected] i was in it once
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@Withoutpity *publishes nonsense in a vanity journal* everything you write is trash
surfs upOct 4, 2018
Skip Intro, KRUB News at 9Oct 4, 2018
When serving a good meal, it is customary and polite to say "boner appetite" to your guests.
surfs upOct 4, 2018
@Kneetap they're coming from inside the house
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@percitaz definitely not the second one
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@ember whats twitter
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@daniel_cmpb whats twitter
surfs upOct 4, 2018

*2 WEEKS FROM TODAY*

me: "you better not fuck with me.... i know people that are in the upper levels of govt"

them: "bull fucking shit who do you know you pissant"

me: "dude i was texted personally by the president; youre gonna get it now!!!"

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