@turdguy get a new ip address and come back to the bad place already
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The grungebanjo of mastadon
do you think mccain has cranked off antonin scalia in hell yet?
Hopping on the don just to see @evilroyslade69 evis glee in mccains death
Just scrolling the tl. Thought youd all be done with the toot jokes by now. Smh. You're better than this
Forgot how long it takes to get the pee a goin when im stoned to the bone. RIP Paul alexander
Jugg Nelsonthe ability to move instances without starting over (account portability), and improved security for private messages (some kind of encryption so the instance host can't see everything) seem like barriers to greater adoption. Hoping that eventually these things are implemented.
this is the zodiac speakingme: I gotta take a piss
my dad: dont you mean *leave* a piss lmao i crack myself up
me: *returning with hands full of piss* no dad that's not what I meant at all
my dad: dont you mean *leave* a piss lmao i crack myself up
me: *returning with hands full of piss* no dad that's not what I meant at all
I took a day off to make sure everyone is done with the toot jokes
Sneaking out of work early boost if u agree
somebody get marmol heater on here