Rose πŸ’˜

@rosepayne
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21/UK formerly Linguistics at Cambridge, now a Business Lady (TM) and mastertooter
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Today my mum discovered buses

Just started this book and already thrown cos what the fuck is a white hooded top and who has ever worn one

All I can imagine is this missing girl wearing a klan hood or something and if so fuck that leave her missing

My grandma can’t have a dog anymore so she has this papier-mΓ’chΓ© dog she made called simba who she talks to like you would a dog
here's what's going down (leon = her fiancee who apparently has to read it again before she can submit)
Another day another engagement drop

Oh my god two men in my parents’ village have written this original musical and are performing it themselves in the village hall

This is the funniest thing in the world
I am willing to put good money on any love interest being played by one of the dudes in a terrible quality wig

There you have it folks: the next hamilton

Surprising my 93 year old grandma with a visit next week! (She lives on a small island) - and she is the cutest
I went mini golfing today
So don’t know why half my face is golden but ya girl is fighting off a nasty cold and left the house today - enjoy a commemorative selfie