most personal thing i'm willing to admit: i can't be fucked to read 'long reads' they're too long, condense them please

I actually love hosting parties because it means (like last night) I can send everyone home at 11.30 and get a good night's sleep

first date idea: i take you to a museum and explain to you that selfies are just the modern day sculptures and portraits and that editing was rampant - changing people's face, height, even race to project a particular image

I know people say not to judge people on first impressions but p much every time i've instinctively disliked someone but fought through it it's ended very badly

Today my mum discovered buses

Oh god her coworkers clearly hate my mum this is so awkward I hope they don’t talk to me about her

one of my flatmates is constantly watching iron fist in the living room and tbh it's creating a hostile environment for me

Thanks to mamma Mia 2 for really bringing that under appreciated event - the post-christening piss up - to the fore

housemate is making me carry all her stuff up two stories and idk that just seems kinda inappropriate - like there was no 'how was your day' or 'please can you help'' it was just 'take these upstairs while i'm on the phone'