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Ron Iver
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It's Sunday baby you know what that means, it's time to waste the entire day thinking about how Sunday is going to be over soon.
Me after three glasses of wine: I would like to argue about the interpretation of this particular passage of Moby Dick-
Me after 0.75 can of Miller High Life: I would like to commit arson, please
[first episode of TV show]
Guy: Hi
Guy's friend of 25 years: You've been my friend for 25 years
Working in the office is so difficult after wfh for so long. Once you're acclimated to eating shredded cheese out of the fridge every 11 minutes it's not easy to go back.
Another November day of going house to house eating everyone's leftover lawn pumpkins. Do I like it? No. But does it pay well? No, nobody asked me to do this.