Twitter is where I write my clever thoughts, Bluesky is where I write my jokes, and Mastodon is where I write my full name date of birth and social security number.
he/him
Me after three glasses of wine: I would like to argue about the interpretation of this particular passage of Moby Dick-
Me after 0.75 can of Miller High Life: I would like to commit arson, please
[first episode of TV show]
Guy: Hi
Guy's friend of 25 years: You've been my friend for 25 years