*cries Jewishly*

No. It’s time to go fuck yourself.

Some of you have never seen Dead Like Me and it shows.

Dot’s Homestyle Pretzels: worth the diarrhea!

I treated myself to this delightful bee-themed paperweight because that is the thrilling life that I lead.

I walked into the kitchen the other day, saw these, and said to my wife, "Dear, would you please get your nuts off the table?"

I can't take it anymore, folks.

I am a huge fan of Cookie Monster. He knows who is and what he is passionate about, and he lives his truth every day. He spreads joy wherever he goes. The world needs more people and monsters like him.

Is it time yet? Because I do.