Just how cold, snowy and rainy has it been in Southern California lately? This was a very rare avalanche on the mountain above Palm Springs on Sunday. More snow fell on the mountain today. https://sfstandard.com/weather/avalanche-above-palm-springs-caught-on-camera-from-california-freeway/

The bears are coming to town for IBC this week and may want to pack a parka for those pool parties at the host hotel. Rain and cold. I am wearing thermals under my clothes today because this is so unusually frigid. At least us desert locals should get the reward of the desert floor covered in blankets of flowers this spring. There’s supposed to be a huge mountain in the photo but it’s already covered in clouds with the rain starting tomorrow.

Just a little slice of American attempts at spelling.

So you know when you have this hookup thing going on later, but you’re already feeling super horny and trying to hold off? Then you decide you’ll watch some old TV and try to take your mind off from it, but it doesn’t work because the next thing you know, you’re masturbating to Worf from Star Trek. No? Maybe that’s just me.

C’mon down, folks! We have an overstock on apostrophes and need to clear ‘em outta here. No reasonable offer refused.

So what do I say when asked about the hole in my abdomen (the scar leftover from a feeding tube during cancer treatment in 2019)? I say it’s the belly button left over when separated against our wishes from my conjoined twin who I now keep home in a basket. I keep him at home because he’s jealous of people showing me affection. When left alone he’s destroyed my TV & terrorizes people in the building. Some get the reference. Most are gone faster than telling a guy what you’re a bottom.