Robb Kidd

@robbkidd
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he/him. Dev, Ops, & Sec. Develops wares that are soft at Honeycomb. Formerly at Chef. Former EMT. Religious studies nerd. Only a wannabe drummer.
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*taps microphone* Testing, testing. 1. 2. 3. Sibilance. Sibilance.

Just making sure this works for no particular reason at all.

@martinisoft πŸ‘‹
LinkedIn: "Robb, you have 3 job changes ..."
Wait. What? No I don't. I've got the same job. Your machine learning is wack and now I doubt anything you have to say.
OK, Google, how do I remove a yucca plant?
"You don't."
Torch your yard. Salt the earth. The yucca will return.
windy day. tree bits everwayr. i no tree bit. am snek. pls no step.
I was today years old when I figured out I could turn just my music down to ~40% volume and leave it playing while attending an all-handsy/presenty remote video meeting. 🎢🎧🎢
OOOOOK, who brought the cider to the porter party?
Today's "How Have Men Survived This Long": I observed food service workers apply cling wrap by pulling it out directly over the thing to cover. 🀯 My usual goat rope is pull the wrap out, guess the length, have it stick to itself, then try to untangle and apply it. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Taking an antacid with coffee. That's normal, right?
Day After Update: throw that lumpy greasy mess in a pot, warm it up, and tell it who's boss with an immersion blender.