*taps microphone* Testing, testing. 1. 2. 3. Sibilance. Sibilance.
Just making sure this works for no particular reason at all.
LinkedIn: "Robb, you have 3 job changes ..."
Wait. What? No I don't. I've got the same job. Your machine learning is wack and now I doubt anything you have to say.
OK, Google, how do I remove a yucca plant?
"You don't."
Torch your yard. Salt the earth. The yucca will return.
windy day. tree bits everwayr. i no tree bit. am snek. pls no step.
I was today years old when I figured out I could turn just my music down to ~40% volume and leave it playing while attending an all-handsy/presenty remote video meeting. πΆπ§πΆ
OOOOOK, who brought the cider to the porter party?
Today's "How Have Men Survived This Long": I observed food service workers apply cling wrap by pulling it out directly over the thing to cover. π€― My usual goat rope is pull the wrap out, guess the length, have it stick to itself, then try to untangle and apply it. π€¦ββοΈ
Taking an antacid with coffee. That's normal, right?
Day After Update: throw that lumpy greasy mess in a pot, warm it up, and tell it who's boss with an immersion blender.