windy day. tree bits everwayr. i no tree bit. am snek. pls no step.

OOOOOK, who brought the cider to the porter party?

Today's "How Have Men Survived This Long": I observed food service workers apply cling wrap by pulling it out directly over the thing to cover. 🤯 My usual goat rope is pull the wrap out, guess the length, have it stick to itself, then try to untangle and apply it. 🤦‍♂️

🎶 I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory 🎶

I voted. Hopefully to whip up awesome, but I'll settle for staunching the bleeding.

Trying to keep autumn out of my sinuses, but also prepared to rob a stagecoach with pride.

Admitting defeat against aging one support brace at a time.

Our house is apparently on the To Visit list for the neighborhood. And—being townhouses and therefore high-yield—our neighborhood brings in people from other unfun neighborhoods. 🎃👻

Chicken Pot Pie, Attempt No. 2. This time no thyme. And now with a smiley face … which has me reluctant to cut into it.

Eldest's choice on Frozen Dinner Night. "Who says Americans don't have culture?"