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Lorax/Heated Rivalry slashfic titled Thneeded Rivalry thank thank you I'm here all week
also not all smoking is created equal, you have to do it right. it's an "I know it when i see it" thing

if there were a kind of smoking that didnt give you mouth and lung cancer i'd smoke entirely for the aesthetic of it. The propaganda worked on me, smoking has always looked cool as hell too me. But it smells awful, stains the shit out of everything and everyone and gives multiple kinds of cancer.

and no, vaping doesn't look cool. otherwise cool looking people stop looking cool while vaping.

@riles haha joke’s on you, my brain is so rotted that thought has become impossible!
@riles i feel like the british are about to raid my tomb
Did you know that more time has passed between 2020 and now than 2020 and the construction of the great pyramids? Makes u think
When something exceeds the speed of pussy, it's moving at superyonic speed
When something exceeds the speed of pussy, it's moving at superyonic speed
If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.