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I make things that break things – PhD student at CISPA working on fuzzing

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Ig Nobels to move awards to Europe due to concern over US travel visas
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/mar/09/ig-nobel-prize-europe

> The annual Ig Nobels, a satirical award for scientific achievement, are shifting for the first time from the US to Europe due to concerns about attendees getting visas, organizers announced on Monday.

That story again:

Even parody Nobel committee recognizes how dangerous it is to travel to the USA these days. If your conference doesn't, your conference is less serious than parody Nobels. 🤡

#USpol

Ig Nobels to move awards to Europe due to concern over US travel visas

Scientific awards – which honor research that makes people laugh and then think – to move away from ‘unsafe’ US

The Guardian

Looking back at all (now) published vulnerabilities in #curl that were present in code from 2020 until now, at no point in those years was the share of "C mistakes" higher than 15% of all vulns.

Through all years, the C mistake share of all vulnerabilities in #curl was never above 45% at any single point in history.

What a brilliant idea… A betting market for delays of german trains.
https://bahn.bet/r/kJQWfhp3
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

One of my early roles at WaPo was as an editorial aide in the Editorial section, where part of my job involved reading all the Letters to the Editor and separating the crazies from those might possibly have a salient point to make.

30 years later (gulp), I am still getting plenty of Letters to the Editor, but they are not what they used to be. Time was, they were mostly people convinced their lives were being turned upside down and inside out by nebulous hackers, the govt, their ex, etc. Back in WaPo days, the common thread from the crazies was that their tormentors were using radio signals or somesuch to track and harass them.

These days, however, the "they're all after me" pleas are getting drowned out by inquiries from people who have clearly delved too deep down the AI chatbot rabbit hole. To the point where they're trying to convince everyone that nefarious, AI-based actors are harassing them, or that benevolent sentient beings reside within.

The thing is, the sentient being claim aside, it is actually stupid easy with today's hot new agentic AI toys for people to make their worst nightmares come true -- including having all their stuff taken over by a machine that most definitely does not have their best interests at heart.

Palantir Sues Swiss Magazine For Accurately Reporting That The Swiss Government Didn’t Want Palantir
https://www.techdirt.com/2026/02/27/palantir-sues-swiss-magazine-for-accurately-reporting-that-the-swiss-government-didnt-want-palantir/

Please note that Palantir would rather that you didn't share this story, it makes them look even more stupid if you do...

Palantir Sues Swiss Magazine For Accurately Reporting That The Swiss Government Didn’t Want Palantir

If you run a company whose entire value proposition is the ability to see patterns, predict outcomes, and connect dots that others miss, you’d think someone in the building might have flagged…

Techdirt
xkcd 2347: Dependency

Someday ImageMagick will finally break for good and we'll have a long period of scrambling as we try to reassemble civilization from the rubble.

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

https://lyra.horse/x86css/

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