“Shouldn’t we at least put a photo of a mug with steam coming out of it on the box?”

“Nah mate. If they’re too cheap to buy Lemsip, they can take what they’re given. Dust off that old copy of Lotus Word Pro, stick in some clip art and just type it up”

“Can I use lower case at least?”

“No. Caps lock is all they deserve. Oh and one other thing?”

“Yes?”

“Make sure it tastes like crap”.