i'm federated with your dad

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call me Richie. bio pinned below.

fervent chihuahua advocate

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⚠️ sometimes i retoot political or nsfw joke posts that aren't CWed, but i always CW my own toots.

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movie masto@richie
my AC twitter@Richie62710733
hours spent playing ACNH940+
moving to @richie
@Umby oh, you can move yr followers now too?? nice. i'll just figure out how to do that then. fkfjf
once again i must ask for a link to the mass DM tool for letting yr followers know you're migrating.... 😳
@georgespolitzer in the wild? be careful not to spook her. this is a rare encounter, you don't want to ruin it.
This joke has been made a thousand times, but I'm done with recipe blogs that lead up to a half page recipe with eight pages of life story. "My recipe for simple garlic pickled cucumbers! making them is easy and fun. I was in the outskirts of Algiers in 1995 the first time I watched a man die."
Honestly if I order something online it should just show up instantly. This is a reasonable request.

@georgespolitzer ah. ok.

i do not rescind my snack pun.

Days after the fact, I am still reeling from the discovery of a brand of sparkling water known as "Tickle Water"
shameful name choice from the peddlers of unseasoned bubble juice
@FirstProgenitor apparently.