Happy cars day, everyone!

It's time for El Plan to begin

#F1 #BahrainGP #Alonso #ElPlan

Fun news, but... "With music concerts, boxing and rugby now also being staged in London N17, it means an estimated 5.9billion people globally are interested in events held at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium - equating to nearly 80% of the world’s population."

What an incredible reach! So much respect for the press team that sent that out thinking, "This is fine."

https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2023/february/tottenham-hotspur-announces-15-year-partnership-with-formula-1

There's never going to be an easy time for Harry Kane to overtake the great Jimmy Greaves as Tottenham's highest ever goalscorer - it's going to be emotional.

However, a hat-trick against Arsenal in our next league game might just make it acceptable.

#COYS #THFC

Antonio Conte only has six months remaining on his contract with Tottenham Hotspur.

Mauricio Pochettino is currently unemployed.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

(In semi-seriousness, it's becoming increasingly apparent that Tottenham and Conte don't match.)

#COYS #THFC

All things considered, with half our team fresh off a World Cup and Brentford having eight billion years to prepare for today, I'll take a Desmond away from home.

Kane closing in on his statue too.

#THFC #COYS

Looking at the rest of the #WorldCup as a WIN-WIN-WIN-WIN.

#France: Hugo Captains his nation to back-to-back World Cup triumphs. Lovely.

#Croatia: Perisic (and Modric) do one better than their epic 2018 run to the final. Lovely.

#Argentina: Messi becomes the greatest. Lovely.

#Morocco: Lovely.

Hopefully, can't lose here!

#THFC #COYS

Remarkable athleticism from our boy last night 🐦⚽🥅

#COYS #THFC #Brazil #WorldCup #Richarlison

Credit: u/dystopika on r/photoshopbattles

Very odd feeling with England kicking off a #WorldCup campaign today but I could not be less flacid about the whole thing - for obvious, well-documented reasons!

France '98 being the first World Cup I can remember (I was 6 in 1994!) and ever since it was always such a big milestone to look forward to.

Obviously hope we do well, but equally can't wait for it to all be over and draw a line under this absolute mess of a tournament.