Trying to imagine the personalities of all the richass pro golfers that could do anything with whomever they wanted and instead choose to spend their time playing with a bunch of greasy racist walruses that cheat, like the president and his friends.

Don't envy the tree because the tree is made of darkness. You will be composed of darkness, too, in a while.

There's a lotta gender graphs but I always liked this one

bad news, jokes are cancelled because shitposting is innately fascist

Motosacoche motorbike, circa 1901. https://t.co/wZZpv8U1d9

That was awkward. #PresidentalText2018

Centrist culture is performatively thanking Amazon for graciously raising the floor for their wages rather than the countless people and organizations who applied the pressure necessary to get them to do so

in all seriousness i do actually recommend people read the bible, or at least certain parts of it, if only to better understand cultural allusion and also to debunk the ideological monopoly that evangelicals are forcing on our religious-adjacent culture as americans, much of which is not biblically supported or directly contradicted. and there is a lot of genuinely insightful and interesting things in there, just like any other holy book